finals week

The worst week of a college or high school students life. Finals week involves pulling an all nighter to reverse the months of slacking that have killed their grades. Finals week involves a lot of stress and very little sleep, the college or highschool student will be on edge the entire time, thus it is not a good time to screw with them by playing practical jokes or something you might find funny.

guy: Titty twister!!
Phil: (punches guy in the face) its finals week asshole
Guy: oh ok my bad (cowers in a corner)

by beast and the harlot June 9, 2005

mock the week

A great T.V programe on BBC2. staring Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. With other ussual apearences from Rory Bremner, Al Murray and John Oliver and others...

Exam questions which were not published:

Are exam questions getting easier? is the answer...
A. yes or...
B. David beckham.

mock the week is funny as hell!

by shaun gardner September 22, 2006

Weepymayo

A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.

Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.

by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016

weekday father

A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.

My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

black weekend

Having to work on both days of a given weekend.

On q4 call, black weekend comes once a month. Then you go to work again on Monday like nothing happened.

by anon43 September 20, 2009

Princeton Parents Weekend

A synonym for Halloween made famous on the NBC show 30 Rock by the character Tracy Jordan.

Did you see those two sluts dressed up as a Sexy Nurse and a Sexy Police Officer? I'd like to go to their Princeton Parents Weekend party.

by Grizz and Dot Com November 4, 2009