Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay

"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"

by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

by FroomAJ November 2, 2011

wedding

The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Well you know something? I think you guys are two metals … gold medals.

by M. Scott October 3, 2007

Wednesday Trim

A Wednesday trim is when you trim your pubes on a Wednesday in anticipation of getting lucky on the weekend.

It is important to trim on a Wednesday because it gives you time to grow a little stubble, and get rid of the razor burn so it doesn't look like you shaved just for the weekend.

Person 1: "Dude my ex girlfriend is coming over Friday, should I shave the pubes before she comes?"

Person 2: "Bro, you should go with the Wednesday Trim, that way she knows you didn't shave just for her."

by team este April 10, 2009

Wedding

Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so

This wedding is boring

by SUMFURRYTHING August 7, 2021