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Willington willy watcher 

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

Professional Pocket Watcher 

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.

wall watcher 

someone who read everyone's facebook walls but never comments.
A: I saw your post about the game yesterday but I didn't comment.

B: Oh so you were just being a wall watcher!?
wall watcher by Ry-G. November 1, 2010

Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
Bird Watcher by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011

Clock-Watcher 

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.
Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

Disney Watcher 

1)Any young girl or effeminate boy who watches the crap on the Disney channel on a regular basis.
2)Any pre-teen showing the obnoxious naiveness and innocence of prepubescence.
1) Thank god those fucking Disney watchers are off the bus, their squeaky voices piss me off.
2) No, those kids wouldn't buy your dope, dude, they're frickin' Disney watchers.
Disney Watcher by Dan S 02 March 26, 2009