verbal blowjob

excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated

Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.

by gssmallie February 10, 2007

verbal magic

To have word skills. It portrays the vibe, feeling or mood of said individual with 'verbal magic' skill set. It is not something all have access to, it is a gift. Like a pet rock. It comes from a mixture of the words, verbal and magic. Verbal meaning spoken words. Magic meaning making those words work for you.

Napoleon Dynamite might not look like much, but if he plays his cards right and uses his VERBAL MAGIC, good things happen. It might help him with the ladies or getting him out of homework. It is a phrase that you can claim you have, 'I used my verbal magic to get a raise.' Or you can compliment a friend on their verbal magic. 'Wow, you aren't good at sports but wow you have crazy verbal magic.'

by the original juice February 16, 2010

Verbal Twerking

To flap ones gums, gossiping usually about random unimportant shit.

We was at the bar and everyone was standing in a circle verbal twerking.

by CRhem388 November 28, 2013

Verbal Suicide

When someone says something that makes you cringe, gives you cancer, and breaks all aspects of logic, and common sense.

"You just committed verbal suicide".

by Avahlanch November 9, 2016

Verbal Rapist

Someone who keeps pushing their verbal will on you after you've disagreed, or have come to another decision.

Pushing verbally against your will to do something you weren't interested in.

"Alright, I get the point..."

" No, Diana, I don't think you do, you see if we go there tonight...."

"ALRIGHT! Stop being a verbal rapist! I get the point, you dont want to go to the bar!"

by David Trawin November 2, 2006

verbal release therapy

The therapeutic use of profuckingfanity (as invented and mastered by Mental Health Verbal Release Therapy). Based on the philosophy that one's ability to *verbally release frustrations may help to keep them out of jail...or, at the very least, make them feel less "stabby" towards others.

*profanity absofuckinglutely required

I wanted to kick that twatwaffling skankaroni right in the taco, but I used verbal release therapy instead. Now I can spend my unused bail money on something nice for myself.

Verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a cuntpletely fucking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical assault charge! This shit really fucking works!

The only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.

by Betty Humptur February 22, 2014

verbaiche

adj. An eloquent and engaging form of verbosity, breathing life to anything from a simple statement to the tallest of tales. A positive trait that is to be encouraged amongst those who favour using a hundred words when just 10 will do. Effectively, verbose with panache.

The best man's speech was so delightfully verbaiche, he had them rolling in the aisles well into the wee hours

by Graham & Gareth May 13, 2006