Turon

A flat-chested woman wearing a bath towel.

Randy: Tignan mo GF ko, ang ganda niya di ba?
Larry: Sus ko po, Turon!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no reason other than the fact she has the painters in or is about to...

"She went crazy, I couldn't work it out ... then I did the math ... p.m.s.trionics, I guess."

by Freakstone October 9, 2007

Shroud of Turin

Named after the famous burial cloth. The shroud of turin is made with a paper napkin or paper towel. If you have a sweaty, dirty ass you reach back and clean it up with the paper towel or napkin. Then you place it over the face of someone while they are sleeping, hence the shroud of turin.

I wiped my ass and gave him a shroud of Turin.

by Texas T3 January 3, 2022

Turmion Katilot

A kickass Swedish Techno-Industrial band. I have no idea what they're saying in their songs but the music rox. My 3 favorite songs are Verta Ja Lihaa, Rautaketju, and Paha Ihminen.

If you like Techno-Industrial rock then definitely check out Turmion Katilot

by Some guy with a rifle June 29, 2005

turboneet

A neet who is considered cringeworthy or otherwise autistic even by other neets.

Among the group of social outcasts, no one liked Eric because he was a massive turboneet

by DocMuffin November 4, 2015

Turing

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

by Underpants? October 7, 2003

Turian Councilor

God,Overlord,Master Of All

Our lord and savor turian councilor

by MMMM UNDIFINED September 7, 2016