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dung trumpet

"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"
by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006
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Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.
I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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trumpth

An altered form of reality or "truth" that that is commonly associated with idiots, sociopaths, narcissists, and anyone else who denies reality, in favor of their own opinions and biases. Commonly associated with "alternative facts".
Donnie: I totally grabbed that girl by the pussy the other night and she absolutely loved it.
Eric: No way, are you telling the Truth?
Donnie: I tell you the Trumpth. Believe me.
by Red E. Todye February 14, 2017
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trumpstance

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.
When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018
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Trumptation

The seemingly inescapable urge to discuss Donald Trump. Much like "yielding to temptation," yielding to Trumptation is known to derail otherwise meaningful conversations. Members of the news media are particularly susceptible.
She can't get through a dinner party without yielding to Trumptation.
by That Chilling Touch February 4, 2020
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blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020
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trumpet swag

the swag in whch all trumpet players posses
that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag
by creedence500 August 15, 2010
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