Topshop leech

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.

"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."

by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009

Topspur

Bottlers

Topspur? Whats that?

by Letsmakethebagel June 22, 2022

Toppenheimer

Toppenheimer is when you get top from a girl whilst watching the movie Oppenheimer.

“I was at the movies the other week and my mates girlfriend gave some Toppenheimer”

by Goblinhunter July 30, 2023

Tuesday Tops

Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.

'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"

"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009

Toothy Toppy

When a female overestimates her neck game and scrapes her teeth against your shaft during a blowjob.

Alternate; when a girl uses too much teeth.

Friend: Yo, I was helping Jessica study for her math test, and next thing I know she was about to give me neck.

Other friend: So? Does Jessica give that sloppy toppy?
Friend: Nah bro, all she’s got is toothy toppy. Still came tho.

Other friend: Nice...

by UltimateGooby April 21, 2019

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Rocco Toppo

A gay couple characterised by having completely opposite beliefs and traits.
For example, if Toppo is black then Rocco is fair. Similarly, if Rocco believes in big money with smart approach then Toppo believes in ghissing his ass to no end.

Rocco Toppo couples are a rare sighting. Not many people can manage that shit

by chanzerre January 31, 2023