threetard

a person who accessorizes his or her Chrysler 300

The threetard put a Bentley grill on his Chrysler.

by mme_evil_ninja August 1, 2009

threepac

Eryn Carleton, name before he fell into the river, then he was Waterpac 1.
Guy!

Threepac just fell into the river!

by yeep May 9, 2005

Alabama Threeway

Sexual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. This is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of Alabama do daily (thus the name). As a result, "doggy style" is never used in this threeway. Possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in sex in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a blowjob from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being anally penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. There are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. Otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. Ejaculating on the woman's face is generally done, but not mandatory.

"Kevin and Dave came over for an Alabama Threeway last night, but I nearly kicked Dave out when he tried to go in from behind. Doesn't he know I'm a lady?"

by BJ and the Bear May 25, 2012

treefarts

Signifying that a video is of a sexy, erotic or pornographic nature, particularly involving women; a keyword designating a video as "adult content".

These treefarts are disgusting; why do people like to see a dog hump a woman?

by mikemcc November 19, 2007

Treefard

a person who acts like a retard
stupid and senseless
usually blonde
asks a lot of stupid questions

1. Treefard, Your grounded!
2. Why do you have to be a treefard?

by crlmrgrs January 10, 2009

Threewave

Threewave is a formerly popular Quakeworld mod that made CTF mainstream in shooters throughout the late 90's. The mod is notorious for its usage of table-turning runes, a grappling hook, and an explicit objective. To avoid the problems of people "choosing" an offensive or defensive squad within their team, there have been suggestions for the one-flag variant, but Zoid, creator of the mod, et al. didn't start listening until Team Arena.

JC Denton: Hey, could you go and tell Gunther that his blue popcorn is ready?
Paul: I'm not your pet, JC.
Denton: I've got a new Threewave server running after work hours and I'm only going to tell you the password if you do it.

by autoMechanism December 8, 2013

threebagging

The act of sleeping with more than one person in a given day.

Hey there Louise, how many guys are you threebagging these days?

by Vaultaire November 28, 2017