threetard

a person who accessorizes his or her Chrysler 300

The threetard put a Bentley grill on his Chrysler.

by mme_evil_ninja August 1, 2009

Threetard

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.

What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.

by Rowing August 28, 2012

Threetard

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.

I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!

by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Threetarded

More than retarded, retarded to the third degree.

Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!

by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006

Threetarded

A word to describe a poor connection to the '3' mobile phone network.

The '3' network is highly disputed among most (including 3 customers) to have the crappiest coverage of all of the UK mobile networks.

Sorry, my signal just cut out. I think my phone's just being Threetarded.

by KevalD April 29, 2009

Threetard

Nascar fans who worship and idolize the late Dale Earnhardt.

There were a couple of threetards down at the Dover race. Don't they know he's dead?

by Paul Driscoll July 28, 2008

Threetard

Noun. One step above conditional, behavioral retardation. The threetard, let it be noted, is not a variant of the classical use of "retard." Rather, one becomes a threetard through repeated indiscreet or moronic behavior. Therefore, the threetard monicker is one that is earned and is never in reference to the mentally handicapped.

You should have seen Billy at the dance with Sharon. He tried dancing the 'Macarena' to Kenny Loggins' 'Danger Zone.' What a total freakin' threetard! Dang.

by spacematic August 24, 2005