tinstaafl

there is no such thing as a free lunch; for everything everywhere, someone somewhere had to work for it

When Bob tried to get away with cheating on his math test, his teacher said, "Tinstaafl," and gave him a score of zero.

by Jim Downard October 4, 2003

KT Tunstall

A famous girl who is a rising folk singer and is actual Chinese but was adopted by Scottish people. Currently has one album out Eye to the Telescope.

KT Tunstall is an awesome folk singer.

by Schoolgirl November 5, 2006

tentacle porn

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?

by Monkey March 10, 2005

Tentacles

A collective of long, slimy tendrils that often appear in hentai, which violate innocent lolis sexually.

Hey man, did you see those tentacles fuck Suzie?

by Caleb Caston June 2, 2018

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

tentacae

noun
1: large amounts of tentacles

Six million giant squid tentacae fluttered past me.

by CommunistDew August 24, 2004

Tentacl

The spectacularly-failed attempt of Gary Schofield and Jason Loia on making a cash grab from a badly-done concoction of Tumblr, IMVU, and 4chan, which they funded through milking Gaia Online as hard as they could. It seemed like it was created basing on a 13-year-old's expectations of an 18+ site.

Its name alone guaranteed that the site would be used almost exclusively for cybersex and sharing porn. After most of its users realized that there's nothing else to do, they ditched it and moved elsewhere. It was eventually shut down on December 1, 2014 due to lack of users.

Tentacl might have been successful ten years ago but it looks really dated & the 18+ execution is full-on trash. It's visually awful and the UI is terrible. Couldn't they find a decent web designer in Silicon Valley?

User1: Tentacl belongs in the trash.
User2: No, not even a trashcan should be subjected to that.

by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014