Shit-ton

Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.

(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"

by omerfriedman July 11, 2012

Nigga - Ton

a. A large extent, amount, or number

b. A number of associated people or things

c. Miscellaneous articles sold as one unit

d. More than a shit-ton

Can I get a nigga - ton of mild sauce.

by aqudasam May 15, 2015

Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

by Piancer October 17, 2007

Georgia two ton

when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.

damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.

by jake gouta April 22, 2015

Fuck-ton

Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.

I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.

by shinakuma November 4, 2004

Six Ton User

Somebody who uses and abuses every drug out there to the fullest extent. The type of junkie who consumes compulsively till there's nothing left.

"Man, that friend of yours is a six ton user."

by Dannnnnn1nnnnnnnnn1 January 25, 2009

butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017