2 definitions by jake gouta
when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.
damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.
by jake gouta April 22, 2015
a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
by jake gouta May 1, 2015