Whitewash Tuba

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.

Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

by Mr. Man of Sri Lanka October 6, 2012

Tuba

You have sucessfully played the tuba when you do the following. Find a girl over 200lbs. Have her mount you in the 69 position. Make sure her right leg lies between your right shoulder and neck. If she's limber she might even be able to wrap her fat leg behind your back. Her other leg should be in the normal 69 position with her calf, ankle and foot behind your back. She has now mounted you much like a person carries a tuba. Now blow air into her gelatinous ass untill she plays you a massive musical fart.

It was almost 2am, so I settled on some fat chick. I took her home and played her like a tuba! Maybe next time I’ll give her the Texas Tongue Torch.

by The Rock B Town March 10, 2011

tuba text

to text someone while doing something else as well.

anton tuba texted gaby to tell her he loves her while he was doing his laundry

by Haaaaileey February 13, 2007

tubar

tuned up beyond all recognition

Hey dude, your BMW M5 is tubar.
Hell yeah!

by sisoljub March 18, 2008

tuba hug

1. To try and hug someone while carrying a sousaphone

2. A group hug in the tuba section before a performance

1. He gave me a tuba hug and dented his bell.

2. For luck before championships, they called for a tuba hug.

by sousagal47 January 27, 2009

tuba

the greatest instrument known to man.

band member one: I wish i played the tuba, it owns
tuba player: hell ya bitch

by turner_422 January 31, 2005

tuba

the lowest-pitced member of the orchestral brass instrument family. It is considered a low brass instrument along with the baritone and trombone. It often is the root of chords and plays the familiar "oompah" in marches. Is extremely underappreciated by composers and has a solo library vastly made up of pieces that were originally written for another instrument. Tubists, people that play the tuba, are often stereotyped as large hairy German men who like to drink and the majority of IM icons about the tuba are for girls who play the tuba, which is total BS to the male teen tuba player.

The tuba can be a very melodic instrument. No, really. Stop laughing.

by tehTubaPlayer January 9, 2008