swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

swindon

Second worst town in the country. Highest teen pregnancy rate in europe. Chav filled or full of "moshers" with "issues".
Only place worse being Slough.

What's more confusing than fathers day in swindon?
Fathers day in Slough!

by Mooncradle June 14, 2007

Swindarella

Any female who can get into a place, get drunk, eat food, do stuff and gain possessions, etc, at no expense to herself.

Therese is a Swindarella.

by Shani January 1, 2005

Swimdick

Phenomena occurring after spending extended periods of time in water. Usual characteristics include wrinkled, shriveled balls and a very straight, narrow, but nonetheless smaller than usual, dick.

Often accompanied by swimwear plastered to the body, especially in the crotchal region, outlining and exposing even the most minuscule details.

Similar to shrinkage, but is not limited to cold water.

By first carefully calculating his steps as he got out of the pool--so as not to leave any angle that one might see unchecked--and then peeling his suit away from his crotch, Donald managed to successfully hide his swimdick from the other pool-goers.

by Leron Blumenfeld June 19, 2010

Gabe Swindelled

A Pointless conversation

me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"

gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same

End of conversation

by Mr. 2000 November 29, 2011

Swidge

To take a sip of someone else's beverage

Hey can I have a swidge ?
Give me a swidge of drink.

by Charlea February 26, 2017

Swoop and Swiddle

When a player on Call of Duty Black Ops (or any COD games) distracts an oposing player while a teammate kills the oposing player from behind.

Yo gamehunter you want to go get some noobs with the swoop and swiddle?

by JW1083 June 22, 2011