Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018

swiffer

when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor

What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!

by Da' Hamma November 30, 2003

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

swaffling

The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.

The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.

by unicornjizz April 11, 2012

Swiffer Wet Jet

Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.

Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.

Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.

by Agricai September 25, 2011

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015