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Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.
That plumber needs some ass-spackle.
by Slice January 29, 2003
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spackle

when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....
by bytor4u2 August 18, 2009
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Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.
by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011
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crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
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Spackler

A person who when done masturbating, without a condom on will wipe their semen/vaginal secretions on whatever is around them ; walls, furniture , blankets, toys, clothes ect...
1. Eww this doorknob is all sticky, it fells like someone spackled(verb form) it.
2. Looks like a Spackler got to your shirt man, theirs all this white sticky stuff all over it.
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Spackle

Based on color and consistency of dried ejaculate ( cum ) this is the act of gifting that ejaculate to a lucky lady, or man, or whatever you choose. The gift is given by ejaculating on the person. Different from “blam” where the gift is left inside the receiver.
She said to pull out so I pulled out and spackled her titties.
by Blamupinit April 18, 2019
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crack spackler

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".
W.P. and G.J.
by Paybacks August 19, 2003
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