by Barista Dude February 11, 2009
what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.
Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.
by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 02, 2011
Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?
Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
by fcpud February 14, 2011
when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.
So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.
by Darth Gaydar August 06, 2011
the act of inserting ones testicles into the vaginal canal of a woman while holding her in the upside down cowboy position.
Dude, I gave her a peanut suitcase while she was doing a hand stand. And as she came, her arms gave way and she got a concussion. WOOHOO!
by fenderhammer January 01, 2010
The vagina is referred to as Natures Suitcase only in situations of concealing some thing they don't want to be found by a third party, aka the "police". This area can hold an enormous amount and is highly versitile, but like any suitcase, a dog can sniff it out and a warrant is needed to open it.
by Canine Dozer March 20, 2016
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