strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.
I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.
by always hopeful August 20, 2021
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Strategic Unloading

The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.
Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.
by houndeye22 January 15, 2020
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Strategic Admission

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 09, 2023
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Strategic Charles

A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel

Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”

“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
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Strategic Throw-up

When you are at a party, and you cant drink anymore, but its still early - so you do a strategic throw up - throwing up, to make room for more.
"Dude, are you alright? Did you just throw up?"
"It was a strategic throw-up - now we can drink more!"
by splashiie April 28, 2017
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strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.
Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.
by ProfBruce April 03, 2011
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tower of strategic mechanics

A sc tower in ring 6 of jtoh.

Tower too easy? Embrace gbj!
I just fell in Tower of Strategic Mechanics f6 gbj and fricking died
Epic
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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