Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.

Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.

by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022

Overwatch Strategic Intelligence

Word: Overwatch Strategic Intelligence (OSI):

Definition: A group of edgy teenagers and a 26 year old man with wife and kids on Roblox who think they are law enforcement, and start threatening people when somebody insults them, usually by throwing hissy fits like the 5 year old who was rejected chocolate.

"We are Overwatch Strategic Intelligence, we're going to doxx you now."

by Duncan Macokinner July 17, 2024

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

Strategic Unloading

The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.

Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.

by houndeye22 January 15, 2020

strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.

I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.

by always hopeful August 20, 2021

Strategic Charles

A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel

Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.

“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”

“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”

by Startegic charles June 17, 2022

Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.

Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023