shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

by smithers December 17, 2004

Mrs.Switzer

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.

Mrs.Switzer is crazy!

by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019

Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!

Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

by Deety September 8, 2010

spitzer

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.

"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."

by Hayduke March 12, 2008

spitzer

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.

The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.

by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008

Spitzer

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

by Itsnotthatfunny March 13, 2008

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008