Definitions by Hayduke

IMIW 

In My Infinite Wisdom

You should break up with her, IMIW.
(Use instead of IMHO)

IMIW by hayduke February 21, 2015

spitzer 

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.

"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."

spitzer by Hayduke March 12, 2008