Dope squatter

Noun; a person who comes to your house, does all your drugs, and then leaves without paying.

Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.

by Sissic November 15, 2009

squater

Noun. A beat up car in the illadel usally a buick, osmobile or a cutty. A lil something to roll in while your on the come up

I'm gonna cop a squater; so I can stack my dough, car notes are for suckas.

by Ken215 June 26, 2006

squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.

Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!

by JennyGee January 13, 2006

Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

squater

one a' dem guyz dat dont gotta houz so dey try go inda bushes an' dey try like make one houz outta cardbor' and shit like ova' at ma'a'laia docks. den dee guy dat ons da propahtee try make 'em go way.

PROPER MAINLANDER ENGLISH VERSION: A homeless individual who obtains the need for destandardized housing so he trespasses onto another individuals property and attepts to live there undetected.

Ho shit dat one bruddah owns dah pineapple fields finda bucha squattahs (squaters) in hees place!

by who the fuck knows? January 29, 2006

bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015

Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016