squaters 

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.

Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"

squaters by The Jewman November 20, 2007

drive thru squatters 

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.

Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.

drive thru squatters by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011

squatters 

people who over stay thier welcome, eat all your food and never repays

We can't get these squatters out of our house!

squatters by Rebecca April 13, 2003

Squaterpotamus 

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.

Have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I let Mia use it, but I’m not sure if she returned my Squaterpotamus.

Squaterpotamus by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

squarters 

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

squarters by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

Squatters knob 

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

Squatters knob by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020

Sample Squatters 

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

Sample Squatters by parallel_master September 25, 2017