Spud

A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.

Did you see Mitchell Johnson bowl in the 2nd Ashes Test at Lords? He's such a spud.

by lovedear July 22, 2009

snurdburgle

snurdburgle(adjective verb): to be covered in slimy or generally putrid liquid and enter someone's dwelling and make tender love to them before they are aware of the aforementioned actions taking place. This is not a form of rape, people like this.

I just fell in the Slough, now is my chance to snurdburgle my girlfriend, damn it'll be good!

by mike berdan October 16, 2006

Spud

A fan of Tottenham Hotspurs , one of the lowest forms of existence amongst football lovers.

Ah, You 're a spud . When will you people ever learn that your team is no good.

by lundkhau May 25, 2016

spud head

someone with a MASSIVE HEAD!

a particularly aggressive variety of spud heads are the maximus spudarius winningtarius selection! eat with caution

by Olib January 29, 2008

Sourdough Bratwurst

when a guy with a chode fucks a girl with yeast infection

ryan made a sourdough bratwurst with your mom last night

by gsrbn January 20, 2009

smurdess

A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.

Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!

by Mista Milla October 11, 2007

Spudbuddy

An Idaho potato doll used for marketing little potato treats known as 'spudbuddies' often served like small baked potatoes. The doll it's self was known as a "Spud Buddy". Also known as a 'spuddy buddy'. Also, Jimmy Spudbuddy (a friend or 'buddy' to potatoes ('potato' in wrestling lingo is a hard punch or hit with an object)); former referee for the all midget professional wrestling federation the Micro Wrestling Federation got this name for being a hard or "stiff" hitter in his wrestling days.

For potatoes: "Did you eat all your spudbuddy's?" "Did you bring your Spud Buddy with you?" In wrestling: "Wow he just Spudbuddy'd the hell out of him with that steel chair"

by Franchise Designz November 26, 2011