Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014

Spratched

Disappointed or let down, usually about something that has received a lot of media attention and/or advertising.

I was legit spratched by The Emoji Movie.

by CaseyGee March 1, 2018

Spronch

The act of opening a soda that makes the sound.

personman: "this b*tch full. YEET!"
manperson: "Oh noooo, if I open my soda now it will spronch everywhere."
personman: *proceeds to yeet*

by skoitmcYoite December 18, 2018

Scrotch

When you need to scratch your crotch.

I need to scrotch.

by Batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman August 5, 2019

Splotchy_Artistry

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

by Actry_ July 20, 2021

Scrotch

(Verb) To scratch one’s crotch area, generally in public.

“Kevin - stop scrotching yourself in front of me”

“Dean - you’ve got excessive scrotch-burn, I’ll need to refer you to a specialist”

by Stadders August 5, 2022

Scrotchy

warm sweaty crotch smell, also found in sandals and underwear - feeling a bit scrotchy

got back from a walk, need a shower due to the scrotch effect. feeling a but scrotchy on this train journey

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022