David Spade

A prime reason why sarcasm should be elevated into an exqusite art form!

A true comedy legend

by KK December 30, 2004

Spader

noun - person seeking to establish a relationship in an obvious manner, see also putting in the spadework

look at Chris go man that guy is one hell of a spader!

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

spade bait

Emabarrasing divorcee bottle blond 40 something women size 16 - 18 with a false false tan that hand around nightclubs pulling 20 or 30 something black guys in the desperate hope of a long term relationship, in real terms theyre dumped after a week or her 18 yr old daughter will cop off with him the follwing friday night. Often spotted in the slightly higher class clubs. Shameful to watch but funny!

Vanessa Feltz or early 40`s recruitment consultants, estate agents, bitter divorcee`s ect

"fuck me Keith thats rought"

"deffo spade bait mate"

by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007

Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck

Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.

by ExitRamp June 23, 2004

spreader

A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.

I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.

by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004

sprayer

A member of the rock climbing community who brags, boasts, or talks smack about their superior climbing ability, while at the same time subtly putting you down and minimizing your climbing ability. They are often seen at the crag in VW campers, speaking with French accents while wearing neon tights, headbands, Oakley Frogskin sunglasses, and listening to German techno about robots.

That fruit at the crag who tried to tell me that the route that I was struggling with was easy for him was a total sprayer.

by cashmang July 14, 2009

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022