Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 4, 2003

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

SPLAK these hams

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006

splock

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017