sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again

Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while

by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

speeder leader

A vehicle you can follow that goes a much higher speed then you and will help trigger the radar so you won't be the one caught speeding.

** If it wasn't for speeder leaders I'd have a ton of speedy tickets!
** Good thing I had a speeder leader, there were a lot of cops out today.

by shallister August 25, 2017

speedspurts

Coined in the hill/mountain towns in West Virginia. Speedspurts are the red and white barriers that have red flashing lights sometimes and repetitive dingdingdinging along with the flashing lights as they place themselves between train tracks and cars on the road.

I couldn't have raced the train if I wanted to; the speedspurts would mess up the new paintjob on my car.

by Xandroyd Pendragon December 17, 2019

Speedermeeter

Its a redneck saying fo speedometer

Original maker:Joshua alan pless
Chris banard

Aye yo cuz how fast is yo speedermeeter

by SATCHSQUASH49 April 8, 2020

speedtard

(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.

That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.

by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020

speedsoar

veronica is fkn trigged my bro.

Speedsoar is your clue mf.

by lolgotemm8 November 13, 2020

Spesters

A really cool guy who gets a lot of unnecessary hate

You’re really cool, almost as cool as Spesters!

by CraftyWasntTaken November 30, 2020