Smoid

To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.

No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.

Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.

Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...

by Roger_Rammjet March 27, 2011

SMOP

Sexy Make-Out Party

Hey boo, wanna smop by the second floor vending machine after indian club?

by Jabbey May 19, 2011

stoip

Even though it is a common typo for stop, it does the opposite thing. To continue doing something.

Can you stoip doing that?

by vinhtheman07 February 12, 2018

smoil

When you smile so hard your jaw pops off from it's hinges and removes the bottom half of your face, and the agonizing pain forces you to pass out.

Felix smoiled and was immediately sent to the hospital for jaw replacement surgery, it was a sad, sad, day.

by TheMightyGroose August 7, 2016

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

smoikle

noun. Snuggly cuddle that makes you feel as if you are floating.
Verb. The act of enjoying a snuggly cuddle.

I've had a hard day. I'm in desperate need of a smoikle.
Can we smoikle in bed tonight?
Let's smoikle.

by smeeky October 3, 2009

smoph

six minutes of pain in hell

smoph

by gljake May 17, 2011