what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
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by Jimmythefish July 25, 2008
Get the thats what she said mug.The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!
Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
by MITCHELL July 29, 2005
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Person A: "Is the purpose to this life happiness?"
Person B: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.”
Person B: "Well said."
Person B: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.”
Person B: "Well said."
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Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
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Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋
by meavagemary January 18, 2022
Get the What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go mug.saida, a beauty who loves by everyone and makes a star out of herself, if she loves you, you'll feel like she hates you, but she doesn't, she shows her love in this way, loves sweets, cooks very tasty, but she also knows how to piss you off exquisitely, if you're stupid, you'll fuck off her, but she's cute nice and funny, but be careful, if she's offended, everything can be very dangerous
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by your secret fan ddd October 24, 2020
Get the SAIDA mug.A phrase used to describe a current situation wherein enough information has been imparted before the fact in order to justify a lack of further explanation.
The phrase can also be used between peers to acknowledge understanding of a pre-emptive statement or question that would justify a lack of further explanation.
The phrase can also be used between peers to acknowledge understanding of a pre-emptive statement or question that would justify a lack of further explanation.
by Waspo March 6, 2010
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