sponge-worthy

from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).

Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."

by jodama December 28, 2005

Pillow Cum Sponge

The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.

The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?

by I. Hava Vageen May 3, 2010

spongebob squarepants

SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.

SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 15, 2005

Sloner

someone who only smokes weed alone

mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety

they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world

swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned

leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!

swim:...wheres my cash?

leo: alright lets smoke

by fuckinleo December 9, 2008

slangebange

Wtf is slangebange?

H: Do you know what slangebange is?

Y: Wtf is slangebange?

by HarryLLLLLLLLL December 7, 2013

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016