A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet
by Smallppalex April 10, 2021
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Get the Nigga Be Slipping mug.When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!
"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
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Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
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Friend 1: Hey man, how’re you doin today?
Friend 2: Bro I am literally just sliming today. Are you sliming, man?
Friend 1: Yeah dude, I am straight sliming right now.
Friend 2: Bro I am literally just sliming today. Are you sliming, man?
Friend 1: Yeah dude, I am straight sliming right now.
by Baefeather October 29, 2019
Get the Sliming mug.The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
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