hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

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Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"

Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!

by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010

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art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

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anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

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