sideways

to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up

Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.

by clayton hammock December 31, 2007

sittin' sideways

A vehicle with its hydros set to only the left or right side only, making the car tilt.

Sittin' sideways, boyz in a daze...
What it do
~Paul Wall, the people's champ

by rustizzle August 13, 2005

Sideways 90

The phrase one uses when intoxicated off butterscotch and Jagger-Bombs to break up make-out sessions.

Two people are making out, random fat guy comes between them placing one hand in the shape of a circle next to the other hand in a straight line and says with a lisp "Yo guy, sideways 90". Making the two people laugh and stop making-out, he is satisfied that he is no longer the third wheel.

by Sideways90haha July 24, 2011

Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

by Cosmicdave October 29, 2017

sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018

backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015

Full sideways

1: Opposite of full send
2: when you tell a bitch somethin and she looks at you and she bends sideways 45 degrees

"This guy I just met asked me to be friends with benefits and I went full sideways like bitch what"

by Foxyroxy10 August 2, 2017