let it simmer

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.

John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

to simmons

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.

Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."

by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008

Diane Simmons

A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!

by Rock DJ December 3, 2004

Simion

He is very smart when it wants to be, he is very friendly when he likes/knows you can be very talkative when open about his feelings towards you

Must be great to have a Simion in your life!!!

Omg is that a Simion he’s so hawttt

by Rawrunderluv December 13, 2020

Simmi

A person who will inevitably become a sex goddess.

In my afterlife, I want to be a Simmi.

by Afterlife Nerd September 12, 2010