screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

by Lily May 13, 2005

screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff

he's a right screaming bender he is.

by franz krippler June 11, 2006

spreading them cheeks

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.

friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017

Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.

Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.

by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017

screaming pelican

when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it

Horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in Mexico

by Carlson December 8, 2002