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Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.
That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!
by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007
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Shlastered

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)
In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.
by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009
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shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.
Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!
by That1dude614 September 4, 2017
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Splatterpuss

The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face
Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!
by Tron 2805 December 5, 2006
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black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.
guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!
by runte November 14, 2020
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Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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Helicopter Splatter

A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.

Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.

Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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