severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).

"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina

by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010

shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.

Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!

by Silver Moose April 28, 2010

Swovering

The act by which one attempts to swiffer the dusty floor yet barely touches the floor with any regularity.

Swiffering while hovering the Swiffer wand over the floor. Inches away is the appropriate distance to determine Swovering.

My Wife just "cleaned" the floor by swovering the dust collector unit 2 inches above the floor.

by Clevered March 14, 2019

Showering

When having a shower. It’s short for “I’m going to have a shower” or “ I’m having a shower” easier and most simplest way to say your using the shower.

Person a: opens bathroom door
Person b: get out I’m Showering!!

by Picasson December 7, 2020

Slobering Sunny Perinto

This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.

I was at the store saw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.

by The highgrove douche bags November 13, 2009

slevering gnome

A person at work who goes around telling unbelievable lies and stories they have heard from others and pass other peoples ideas off as their own.

I'm sick of that wee slevering gnome stealing my ideas!

by wonderdood October 20, 2011

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018