blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

Shoving Brown

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

by A Bastard July 20, 2006

shit shoving

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.

After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.

by Chunky B April 19, 2003

boat showing

Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

by freebirdy June 29, 2010

Epic Passion of Love Showing

The Way That Bodies Collied When your Making Love, Not Just Sex.

Baby I want to be inside you as our naked bodies collide in an epic passion of love showing

by Morbidadams February 10, 2009