shmander

some little jewish kid who complains about every situation he is put into. he has family members identical to him. he is a pussyass jeep that he waxes with a diaper. hes also a homophobe

fuck you shmander, you like boys

by tim millz October 5, 2006

shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 18, 2008

Shmank

A person who is very chill and just wants to vibe

Shmank is always really chill

by Shmankster April 7, 2020

shemanita

Shemanita is a woman who is overlooked. Her name might seem messed up, but that doesn't define her. She is beautiful and hardworking, and couldn't be complete without her dimples. She loves reading, spelling, and bragging about her vocabulary. She loves justice, and can sometimes be a math whiz. Her temper is short, but she will always come back and apologize. She always puts her kids and family before herself. Watch out, because she is a Karen.

Person: Hey! Shemanita, have you gone back to school to work on that law degree?
Shemanita: Not yet! I have to finish raising these kiddos!

by QueenSkittles May 6, 2020

sheans

slang for short jeans. Used interchangably with jorts. Sheans are worn mostly by little kids, men over 40 and d-bags.

Eww. That guy's sheans speak for themselves.

by Gair-Bear May 25, 2007

shmeash

created by some very ingenious sixth graders.
can be used when in distress or when speechless

I um..uhh..uuhhh...SHMEASH!

by Peh November 10, 2006

shman

A person of indeterminate gender (e.g. "Pat").

"Is that a man or a woman?"
"I don't know -- I guess it's a shman."

by Austin HV October 3, 2005