Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

by troubledemon February 28, 2010

Sheeped

A take on the phrase "Pulling the wool over his/her eyes", meaning that you might as well have a whole sheep because you are lying or bluffing so much.

"You've totaly sheeped your mum, she'll never find out."

by Bitglitch January 9, 2008

Sheep

Someone you love intensely. Felling "sheepish" around someone special. Nickname for both spouses used by both spouses.

"I love you sheep"
"I love you too sheepie"

by Pin Cushion April 11, 2008

sheep

a source of wool and an important asset in condom industry.

Also, a nickname for a member of Jesus' gang (J.C.'s mafia nickname being "the Shepherd").

A utility for vegetable growth control (though the new "Goat" model is much better).

I have on a sheep's wool sweater.

by Kathya January 27, 2008

sheep

Population of New Zealand.

3 sheep to every 1 person.

If there was a hoof to hand war, sheep would win.

by anonymous January 15, 2005

sheep

Sheep are {white-ish} cows, with no spots

"Look its that sign with the cows on it"... "Mom, those are sheep" "...ohhh i was wondering why they didnt have spots"

by some hick girl December 28, 2005

sheep

Things that live in sheepland.

Look at those sheep! They live in Sheepland!

by Mike August 25, 2003