leona shear

big fat McDonalds whale

oh my gosh, did you see her! she's such a leona shear!

what a cow!

by dayra villot February 25, 2023

Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024

Shmeat

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

by Hhhvytvytv December 5, 2023

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

Shear

To ejaculate into the anus.

She torque on my shaft 'till I shear.

by RedshiftVelocities April 10, 2024

sheart

When it's shart but it comes from the heart.

It's really rough around the edges, but you can tell it's sheart. They put a lot of soul into it despite the bad production quality.

by chummos July 10, 2025

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025