Shardel

The best mommy in the world. :)

My mom is a Shardel.

by lkinnz November 26, 2011

shardle

The goo from a wet fart.

That fart was so wet it made a shardle

by tootergoober November 21, 2016

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Shardool

Tech bro who is extremely chaotic. Calls himself a commie but also literally works in big tech but also has great takes but also behaves like a gym bro but would also voluntarily live in a state like Texas but also behaves like a hippie

Wow! Sounds like something Shardool would do

by Orangecat555 November 23, 2021

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023