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Sharking

Sharking is a theory developed to do with the coming on to a guy or girl. Sharks hunt alone and stay away from dolphins which are in packs. They have the killer instinct and so know how to seal the deal. The Basking shark is someone who is only learning the skills, the hammerhead is someone that goes in head first and yet still somehow manages to score. The great white is something of beauty, what they do is almost a vision to watch as they always get what they want, never get rejected and yet do it with finesse. Its something that can only be taught to a certain extent, everyone has the killer instinct, they just need to learn how to use it!!!
Heather is out sharking again, she's totally going to shark John tonight....poor guy isn't going to know what hit him!
by greatwhitesharker April 9, 2011
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sharking

when someone (usually a male), is pursuing someone of the opposite sex tirelessly
I stopped sharking a minute to get chips n drinks
by Crotch July 12, 2004
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The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.
by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008
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Sharing Air

When a person yawns and starts a chain reaction, thus "sharing air." Also to the point where you return the air and the person that first engaged in the act is now the reciever.
Steve: (Yawn)
Fred: (Yawn) Da(yawn)nm you shared air. (a form of sharing air)
by Gwens_Faith May 18, 2009
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Sharkinglot

A parking lot that is full the majority of the time making several cars circle the isles to find an empty spot for an extended period of time much like sharks circle their prey
Cars=Sharks
Friend: "dude go park in lot C"
Me: "No way man thats a total Sharkinglot today"

Me: "Man, I can barely back outta my spot with all these sharks around"
by JamesPatrick June 3, 2011
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Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.
I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.
by sigoy December 5, 2012
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Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.
"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."
by JJamie March 1, 2014
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