Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007

Scholarship Gay

An actual gay or lesbian person that is so obviously gay/slightly stereotypically gay that they should get a scholarship for it. Typically in their 20's.

Becky: There's no question, she's obviously a lesbian.

Sarah: I know right she's totally a scholarship gay!
Becky: At least I know for sure I'm not falling for another straight girl!

by DriaLynn June 22, 2015

Wikipedia Scholar

A person whose knowledge of many various topics is mainly derived from reading Wikipedia.

"Oh John, how do you know so much about everything?"
"I'm a Wikipedia scholar; I spend my free time reading Wikipedia pages."

by Man Sheck August 30, 2012

Gentlemanly Scholar

(n).- 1. A financially stricken middle aged African American male. Who frequently masturbates while watching fellow scholars run anal sex trains on young white females, while giving verbal encouragement to fellow scholars committing the act.

2. A general term used by Caucasians to describe African-American citizens while in one anothers presence.

1. That Gentlemenly Scholar sure did encourage Tyrone to dip his nuts in dat ass.
2. Can you believe that gentlemanly scholar is eating that fried chicken like it's the last piece on earth.

by LS returns January 9, 2009

scholar

Usually aimed at customers or clients, as a substitute for "wanker". Depending on the extent of the scholars stupidity, it could also be defined as "monumental wanker who should go fuck oneself with a rusty spoon"

"You sir, are an absolute scholar!"

Customer: "Yeah you should do the work for free"
You: "No, you scholar"

by rhyano13 August 26, 2016

Scholars' Academy

the most overrated and boring school in NYC. the kids here don't even pass their test bc of the dumb teachers. Channel View and Waterside are better than them. all of the kids think they are the shat but they aren't. :)

and they are afraid of momo bc they are stupid

hey do you go to Scholars' Academy??

by the real shit!* February 28, 2019