Schecking Out

Ghost bailing at least an hour early from a event without being noticed.

Hey do you know where Brandon went? No, he must have schecked out when no one was looking. Wow he is the king of schecking out!

Thought I saw you at my party last night, were you there? Yeah I stopped by and was schecking it out for a little.

by The kid58 August 18, 2012

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

chocking

When she squeeze a mans cock to hard you end up chocking it

Bro 1, dude last night Sucked ass

Bro 2, oh word why did it suck ass

Bro 1, because my girlfriend ended up chocking my dick

by Bigboynate April 29, 2020