Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

Snacking off

Eating food whilst masturbating

A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?

by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011

i’m snacking

the ridiculously infamous videos from April 12th on barstool sports Instagram page. Everyone wants them deleted because they are terrible content and all it is is a stupid tik tok of a girl who clearly isn’t snacking, just dancing miserably.

commenter 1: DELETE (I’M SNACKING) VIDEOS NOW
commenter 2: (smh) barstool is nothing like it used to be

by va11eyofdo11s May 11, 2020

SHMACKING

keepin the faith, pressing on, going on, moving forward

Keep that fire shmacking

by MisZ July 25, 2006

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

schnackenpfefferhaufen

A very funny german (i think) word.

SH-NACK-EN-PER-FEF-ER-HAW-FIN

My brawtwurst has a first name, its F.R.I.T.Z. Myy brawtwurst has a second name its S.C.H.N.A.C.K.E.N.P.F. E.F.F.E.R.H.A.U.F.E.N.

fritz 'n' schnackenpfefferhaufen

by Carson Henderson March 3, 2008

Shacking Up

Giving someone a blowjob. Named after the band the Shackletons because they suck so much.

"yeah, i was at the shackletons concert. but i was in the bathroom shacking up because it sucked so much"

by ShackletonHater April 14, 2010