schmingy

Schmingy is a name for the silly and possibly goofy way in which Maggie behaves on occasion. It can also be a descriptor of someone who behaves like Maggie

Stay away, she’s Schmingy right now!

by dookieeater February 12, 2025

Schmingot

A word referring to a silly person who is naturally annoying. It it usually meant to be negative but it can also be used in an affectionate way.

Person 1: Kevin O'Leary is so infuriating!
Person 2: Right! He thinks he's an alpha but he's just a schmingot.

by Fisching March 16, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024