spammer's paradox

Spamming itself may be defined as the abuse of electronic messaging systems, cybernetic or otherwise (including junk faxing, for example), for the purpose of sending unsolicited bulk messages. In order for spamming to succeed, a disproportionately large quantity must be delivered successfully to its recipients, or there will be an insignificant return. Unfortunately for the spammer, it is exactly that large quantity that renders any individual piece of spam less effective: the moment a large enough number of the same piece of spam is sent, the message becomes identifiable as spam by anti-spamware, forcing the spammer to start from scratch with a new spam tactic. This is the so-called "spammer's paradox".

Good example: the mass E-mailing of online pharmacy advertising created a spammer's paradox in many large corporations because it only took two instances of the same spam reported to their IT departments for the spamblocker immediately to delete the rest.

by ticotoo December 28, 2008

Chunky Slammer

A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.

Stephanie let's practice the Chunky Slammer tonight after dinner

by ihearttravis October 18, 2010

Louisiana Slammer

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.

I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.

by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

house a smammer

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

Swammer

A person who used to swim, but has either quit, or retired from the sport. Derived from the word, "swam"

Are you swimming this year? No, I'm a swammer.

by Tucker Mattern February 28, 2009

united spammers

A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.

They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.

The biggest losers you remember are United Spammers.

by Siamese. January 28, 2009

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015