ryker seamons

typically a dude who likes to work out and has the physique of a greek god.

ryker seamons is the sickest sickkunt

by sickkunt nation November 22, 2021

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

samonella

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls

that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die

by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008

sammy samosa

The art of hitting someone in the face with your forearm/elbow

Man 1 - "Duude that guys staring you out"
Man 2 - "I'm gonna go over there and give him a sammy samosa right on the nose"

by bertie love December 12, 2009

Samone

A attention seeker on socia network sites

Samone begging for RT's and making trends

by Twitter Boss June 14, 2013

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

by Omni64 February 22, 2010