make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers March 3, 2007

Samishifting

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by zoma_dancer2781 May 18, 2022

Smiche 🥶🐟

Smiche 🥶🐟 is used for a really cool or atractive person

Damm broo you so Smiche 🥶🐟

by Smiche 🥶🐟 August 31, 2022

sammich truck

sammich truck - a truck that drives around town (sort of like an ice cream truck) that has all types of bread, meats, cheeses, and all the condimets you could possibly think of.

Hey man, its lunch time. Want me to get you something from the sammich truck?

by Mr.Sammich July 11, 2010

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 2, 2009

Samwich

A misconception of the word sandwich.

I am eating a sandwich made of peanut butter and jelly. But, not a samwich.

by Big Bob Guy December 29, 2016

sambich

sam-bich (suh-am-bih-ch)

-noun
1. bitches just for making sammiches
2. personal bitch just for making sandwiches

"Hey Bob, can you tell your sambich to make me a sammich too?"

by t3h_h0tsauce October 8, 2009